Post by 댄스 용 on Oct 12, 2012 3:51:04 GMT -5
A solid bass beat vibrates the speakers mercilessly as the fans of Velocity are already hyped from the previous match. The camera pans around the venue, showing the supporters of this wrestling brand repping their gear and the random sign or two.
“Oh man, these fans are definitely pumped up for some more Velocity action, and so am I!” states the commentator known world wide from his wrestling days under the name of Scotty 2 Hotty.
“Twenty bucks says these idiots will cheer for anything with a drop of 'good guy' blood in them. It's pathetic. Whenever I pulled those curtains open all those years ago, I got nothing but boos and heckled consistently!” replies the woman formerly known as Chyna.
“And now you sell your vagina for attention. I don't see why they still boo you...” being the latest snarky statement from Scotty.
While the commentators exchange some more back and forth jabs, the curtains atop the entrance ramp fling open from the middle. A chubby short Korean man comes dancing through them. His chubby cheeks never looking any fuller as a wide smiles streaks across his face. He continues to dance away, getting a bit too into the music and almost losing his own balance. None the less, the little oriental man continues to trot down the entrance ramp while the tips of his glittery blazer flaps on behind him. Dancing Dragon then points to one fan who is holding up a home made 'disco tiger, dancing dragon' sign while his grin widens. After an extended amount of time, Daenseu Yong reaches the ring and slides underneath the bottom ring rope. As he pops to his feet, he finishes off his entrance by doing the disco pointing to the sky maneuver before a microphone is tossed to him from a ring worker.
“Herro my American fwiends! I am Daenseu Yong! The Dancing Dragon! The Disco Tiger! I understand that I may not be the most accomplished wrestler to ever step into a Velocity ring, but I am so excite to be with you rovery fans here tonight!” says the Korean sensation. Of course, the last sentence of his statement receives a gigantic cheap pop from the crowd in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The flooded hall seems to have taken a liking to this modest foreigner.
“So anyway, I am hope to come into Velocity and make an impact and hopefurry gain a lot of new friends in the business in the USA. I fought hard in Korea, I fought rike a champ in Japan and now I give my all in the United States of America! I rearry, rearry hope you rove the match!” blurts out Dancing Dragon. That being his closing statement, he bends over and slides the microphone across the ring so a ring worker can get it out of the ring. He then hops over to the further corner from the entrance stage and begins to bounce up and down, obviously trying to get siked for the upcoming match up between himself and Adam Bryan. It may just be a singles match, but with this being his first ever match in the USA, he definitely wants to perform well to these new potential Dragon fans.
(Yes, I do understand there are a lot of typos, but it gives his little speech some character. Just replace the 'r's with 'l's and you're good to go.) [/blockquote]
