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Post by Adam Bryan on Oct 14, 2012 16:04:08 GMT -5
Fans around the Eagle Ballroom in freezing Milwaukee Wisconsin are energetic and hyped up as we are getting closer and closer to the Main Event of the night. One fan begins a chant that goes as such, “BORING, BORING, BORING!” due to him being quite ready to progress the event to the next match already. Suddenly, multiple fans begin this disrespectful chant, but everyone has a right to their opinions, no matter how stupid they are. Just as quick as the chant started up, it had died down after the lights of the ballroom dim. Many fans in the crowd squint in an attempt to try to see through the thick darkness that filled up the large room. Even with their actions, there was nothing to be seen. The room was just dark to them, no reason, nothing even seemed to be in the process of happening. A full minute passes leaving several people wondering if something happened to the building's power, or other radical ideas as such. However, their question was soon answered with a voice echoing out of the speakers scattered throughout the ballroom.
“I was born to be a legend, an extremist, an entrepreneur. I was born to be more than just a man wearing tights unlike the ninety percent of wrestlers are these days. I was born with no fear, no limitations, no doubts of my ability. I was born ready, ready to be the nature killer that I knew I could be. I was born.. to be a champion!”
Mere seconds after this statement, the lights turn back on around the ballroom as a spotlight is highlight the man who's voice was heard, presumably. It's the new addition to the Velocity brand, going by the name of Adam Bryan. The cocky young superstar smirks as he takes a good look throughout the capacity crowd. He holds a lone microphone in his left hand while a pink fuzzy boa is draped across his muscular shoulders. Adam begins to walk toward the ring as he raises the microphone back up to his lips and says,
“I am Adam Bryan, and I'm here to take over! You see, I'm the Sultan of Sensation, and when you go home tonight and attempted to fuck your girlfriend, real or fake, they will be thinking about me. About all the things I could give them that you pathetic pieces of garbage never could! Enough about my dicking skills. At this point, let's talk about how I'm going to take this company by storm. Do not ever plan to see someone like me in that ring, because I'm innovative, cunning, and may I add, sexy as hell.”
The crowd begins to heckle and boo Adam Bryan as he hops up to the apron of the ring before swinging his body through the second rope. He then begins to speak again,
“I spent six years of my life over in Japan learning the wrestling game. And you know what? The fans there are respectful, they can tell when someone special is in that ring and they give them the damn respect they deserve! You can boo all you want, you can throw as much shit as me as you physically can, but it's not going to stop me from taking over the wrestling industry. Anyway, as I was saying, I spent a great deal of time in Japan. I won numerous championships, I beat nearly every legend that they have to offer, I was at the top of my game. At that point, I figured I'd never wrestle in America again, because I didn't need to. I couldn't think of a single reason of why I should come back here to continue an already amazing career. But then Velocity approached me with an offer I simply couldn't refuse. They gave me the permission to say what I wanted every single night without any consequences at all, and I'm going to take as great of advantage of that as I possibly can.”
Adam lowers the microphone as he proceeds to boost himself up and sit on the top turnbuckle. Some of the crowd is still booing and one even goes as far as tossing a half filled water bottle at the head of the Sultan of Sensation. Luckily, it missed his head, but just by about an inch or two. Bryan then goes on with his speech,
“Tonight I face a man, and I use that term loosely, a man who is too fat to see his own tiny ass dick. He sucks up to all of you because he has literally no in ring skills. It makes me sick to think anyone cheers that flabby dickbox when he waddles to the ring. Speaking of, that's another thing I didn't miss about America, all of your KFC lovin', dimpled ass, blobs of 'people'. Back to my main point, I cannot wait to wipe the ring with this Dancing Dragon character, he better be ready for the fight of his diabetes ridden life!”
Adam Bryan throws the microphone down to the ring with great force making a solid thumping noise over the PA system as he then hops off the turnbuckle and walks backstage.
WORDS Roughly 800
TAGS Japan, Velocity, Dancing Dragon
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