Post by AJ Willson on Oct 21, 2012 22:36:38 GMT -5
The end of Dancing dragons promo has just aired before a new camera angle is of a superstar who the week before fell just short in his ladder match for a future title shot. AJ Willson is shown watching the promo/interview on his 32 inch new LED T.V. In his one bedroom apartment. AJ seems lost in a deep train of thought staring aimless into the television. Then his grumbling stomach sparks an idea in his head that has himself reaching for the phone immediately. The Philly Phenom recognizes the restaurant that Dancing Dragon was working in and begins tearing apart a small dresser section next to his couch. Before long he emerges with the white pages and begins to thumb through the different pages before finding the number he was looking for. He quickly dials a few digits on his phone before getting the bright idea to broadcast the phone call via speaker phone. After a few rings a Korean accented man answers the phone.
“Herro tank you for calling “get food” we are da supa numba one Korean restaurant in town, what can I get for you today.”
Willson fights off the strong urge to bust out laughing into tears and answers in a quivery voice back into the phone.
“Hello I was wondering if a man known as Dancing Dragon was working today?”
“Oh yes he was just about to weave wet me get him for a you”
An absolutely terrible Korean radio station is put on and blared through the phone speaker before after a few moments another Korean orientated man is put on the phone.
“Dis is Dancing Dragon how can I help ru”
“Umm I lost my dog last week and was wondering if you guys had seen him?”
There is a moment of silence before it is interrupted
“I sowwy sir I seen no dog.”
“Um are you positive I know I saw him last around your area and I figured this would be the place to call cuz' well you know.”
“What are ru trying to say?”
AJ is holding his gut while covering his mouth attempting to hide the small snickers he is letting loose while he is on the phone, however Dragon begins to catch on.
“You call my store no moe do ru understand!?!?”
“I KNOW YOU KILLED MY DOG AND PUT HIM IN ONE OF YOUR SOUPS YOU SICK TWISTED MOTHER FUCKER AND TRUST ME I WILL BE CALLING THE FOOD INSPECTORS.”
Willson quickly hangs up the phone after the small rant and practically busts a nut laughing as he rolls off the couch and onto the ground unable to hold the laughter in even another second. AJ is now sure of the fact that he is in Dancing Dragons head while the camera shot now begins to fade out into a commercial.
“Herro tank you for calling “get food” we are da supa numba one Korean restaurant in town, what can I get for you today.”
Willson fights off the strong urge to bust out laughing into tears and answers in a quivery voice back into the phone.
“Hello I was wondering if a man known as Dancing Dragon was working today?”
“Oh yes he was just about to weave wet me get him for a you”
An absolutely terrible Korean radio station is put on and blared through the phone speaker before after a few moments another Korean orientated man is put on the phone.
“Dis is Dancing Dragon how can I help ru”
“Umm I lost my dog last week and was wondering if you guys had seen him?”
There is a moment of silence before it is interrupted
“I sowwy sir I seen no dog.”
“Um are you positive I know I saw him last around your area and I figured this would be the place to call cuz' well you know.”
“What are ru trying to say?”
AJ is holding his gut while covering his mouth attempting to hide the small snickers he is letting loose while he is on the phone, however Dragon begins to catch on.
“You call my store no moe do ru understand!?!?”
“I KNOW YOU KILLED MY DOG AND PUT HIM IN ONE OF YOUR SOUPS YOU SICK TWISTED MOTHER FUCKER AND TRUST ME I WILL BE CALLING THE FOOD INSPECTORS.”
Willson quickly hangs up the phone after the small rant and practically busts a nut laughing as he rolls off the couch and onto the ground unable to hold the laughter in even another second. AJ is now sure of the fact that he is in Dancing Dragons head while the camera shot now begins to fade out into a commercial.
