Kurt Angle
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Post by Kurt Angle on Oct 16, 2012 0:17:29 GMT -5
VELOCITY GM ANNOUNCED! ::-Scotty-:: Ladies and gentlemen after Velocity tonight the fans have been asking the question, who is the General Manager and tonight we find out. For the first time we are graced with this man's presence.
::-Joanie-:: I am ecstatic to find out who it is and what they have to in store to get this thing kicked off right!
The scene is of a smaller venue where Velocity is being hosted. The Eagles Ball Room in Milwaukee Wisconsin has around 1200 people that are in attendance for the night. The matches have ended and the show seems to be coming to a close but not quite yet. Suddenly a rather triumphed blow of horns comes to life in the speakers placed through out the arena. The music is well recognized as that of non other then Kurt Angle. He strides from out behind the curtain and reveals himself to the near max capacity crowd. Some erupt into a frenzy of worship at the appearance of the former WWE legend as he continues his way down to the ring. Kurt has a rather big pep in his step with his black suede shoes and grey sleek suit on. The lights from the ball room shine and reflect off his still bald head blinding every other fan in the audience. He approaches the steel steps and continues into the ring from there as he bends in between the middle ropes. Kurt circles the ring with a gleeful look on his smug face as he stops and enjoys the reception he has received from the velocity fans.
::-Scotty-:: OH MY GOD let it be known!! Kurt Angle has made his way to Velocity wrestling and is our new GM, this is un-real folks!
::-Joanie-:: I cannot believe it, Kurt Angle making his managerial debut for us. Can you say big time contract right here goodness gracious.
The fans reception for the gold metal winner finally begins to settle down. Kurt straightens out his suit jacket and fixes his tie before raising the microphone,that he has had with him the whole time, to his lips to speak.
::-Kurt-:: Wow thank you, thank you really you are to kind. I know people just say that but i mean that, I have no intention of being in any way the nice guy here i am here for one reason and one reason only. I am here for business and business only if you don't like it too bad.
The immaculate reception of cheers that the new general manger just received has turned into an array of boo's that continues for a long period of time for the new most hated man in Velocity Wrestling. Kurt slowly bows his head and waits for the boo's to end. When they do he again lifts his head and continues to speak.
::-Kurt-:: I am here to help take this company from the soft unstable ground it currently sits on and move it to a more stable and reliable surface. As this business sits it relies on people like you. People living from pay check to pay check saving up for two weeks just to get the fifteen dollars it takes to gain admittance to this dump.
The Boo's become more elaborate and elongated cutting the new GM off at every word he tries to say. Along with this chants of "you suck" and other obscenities. The crowd is relentless in its effort to keep Kurt silent and get him off the mic and out of the ring. Although valiant, the crowds effort falls on def ears as he patiently waits for the crowd to be finished
::-Kurt-:: See that's exactly what i am talking about you show no respect to me and in return makes me want to do nothing for who i mean who do you people think you are? I mean for christ sake I am the new GM around this place and am already being disrespected.
The crowd boo's echo throughout the arena but quite down quicker then the last time. As Kurt continues from where he left off.
::-Kurt-:: I hope you guys are truly ready for a makeover because when i'm done with this place i promise you guys wont even be able to afford tickets for a show like this especially with the talent i saw tonight. Be ready ladies and gentlemen, Velocity is on the rise.
Kurt sets the mic down in the middle of his now ring. The crowd boo's the new general manager as he gracefully exits the ring and walks his way back to the entrance way.
::-Scotty-:: Well you heard it first here guys Velocity is on the rise and there is no turning back!
Two beasts, for lack of a better term, lock up in the middle of the ring. On the left, the cold blooded German, Panzer. On the right, the real Oakland Raider, Jax. As far as the test of strength goes, Jax pushes forward and sends Panzer reeling backward into the turnbuckle. The Raider tries to take advantage of his opponent's position as he rushes him for a shoulder block to the midsection. However, Panzer is able to spin out of the way sending Jax shoulder first into the cold ring post. He pauses as his skin slides down the metal post with an expression of sheer agony on his face.
Scotty: What an unfortunate way to start a match. It already looks like he's in some serious pain. Joanie: He did it to himself for not using his brain! Scotty: Oh, come on! There's no way he could've known that Panzer was playing possum!
Panzer lines himself up on the opposite side of the ring, stalking Jax as he had begun to untangle himself from the turnbuckle. He finally slips back between the two ropes, but a stampede is on his way. Jax takes a couple steps forward before he is met with a huge clothesline then now sends him reeling backward into the turnbuckle. Panzer keeps on the attack and jumps onto the second turnbuckle. He begins to deliver punch after punch right to the forehead of his opponent. The crowd chants along with every punch delivered, “One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight!...” A sudden stop to the count as Jax gets an arm up and blocks the punch. He then lifts Panzer onto his shoulders and delivers a fireman's carry over the top rope, sending Panzer down to the outside ring area.
Scotty: Right in front of us now! Here comes Jax out after Panz- OH! An irish whip right into the steel ring steps! Joanie: That was sick! His head just got pounded against those steps! Scotty: You saying something about anyone else getting pounded is just so ironic to me..
Jax doesn't let up for one second as he drops down to his knees and attempts to knock Panzer's teeth into the back of his throat. The lights are on, but no one's home In Panzer's head as The Real Oakland Raider rolls back into the ring to make sure he doesn't get counted out. Soon after rolling into the ring, he rolls back out to delivered more punishment to this man who had verbally bashed his credibility in the ring. Suddenly, Adam Bryan begins to trot down to the ring with a sarcastic smile across his face which steals away the referees attention.
Scotty: Low blow by Panzer! And credit to Adam Bryan with the distraction. This match has officially taken a turn for the worse for the young man from Oakland.
Adam Bryan jumps onto the apron and begins an argument with the referee for no apparent reason. Panzer gets back to his feet while Jax crawls back after him. As if they were sharing the same mind, both grab a chair and begin swinging them at each other. Every single time they swing the chairs at one another, they simply hit the other's chair. Panzer slides back into the ring while Bryan jumps off the apron. Jax then follows his opponent as they're both still holding the steel weapon. Both rear back at the same time and swing forward at the same time. BASH! They knock each other out cold. The referee doesn't know what to do, but he calls for the bell and whispers into Velocity's announcer, Dani Scott's, ear. She then confronts the crowd, “As this was not a no disqualification match, and both men assaulted the other with a chair, the referee has called for a double DQ and this match will go down as a draw!” Granted, the audience wasn't thrilled with the decision, they all respected the uniqueness of the situation at hand that had unfolded right in front of their eyes. The two men square off in the middle of the ring as the referee signals for the bell. The two begin circling each other. Adam has is typical cocky smirk across his face while Dancing Dragon shows that he can be serious, looking ready to strike at any minute. Like a blot of lightning, Dragon and Adam leap forward and latch arms for the classic lock up. A kick to the gut of Daenseu Yong abruptly cuts the lock up short. As his opponent is in a prone position, Adam Bryan wraps his arm around the back of Dragon's head and snaps him over, performing a headlock takeover. He maintains the hold changing it into a headlock.
Scotty: Oh man, even though a headlock is as simplistic as you can get, Dragon better watch out here! Joanie: Spoken like a true underachiever, Scotty.
The crowd now gets involved in the match, cheering Yong on as he crawls to the apron of the ring. He quickly grabs the bottom rope forcing Bryan to break up the submission hold. Using the rope for leverage, he gets back up to his feet, but is met with a series of elbows to the spine from the viscous Sultan of Sensation. Dragon drops back down to one knee, but while Bryan closes the distance between them Dragon wraps his arm around his opponents leg and flips him to his back for a roll up school boy pin attempt! The referee slaps his hand to the mat twice, barely, as Adam Bryan kicks out with authority. Dragon is the first man back to his feet as he grabs Bryan's arm and hurls him toward the ropes. On the rebound, Yong jumps into the air wraps his legs around his opponent's head before completing the hurricanrana.
Joanie: That was a precession move there by the out of shape Korean man! Scotty: Hey now, you can't be that out of shape and perform such a sound maneuver! Give the man some credit, Va-Chyna.
The goofy Korean man slides down to his opponent's legs and stands over the man, grabbing a hold of his legs and pulling back as hard as he can. The Boston crab submission doesn't even make Bryan flinch as he's close enough to the ropes to just extend out his arm and grab one. The referee tells Dragon to break the hold and he complies. Both men get back up to their vertical base before Dragon goes for another qick lock up. However, he's met with a right shin to the mid section. A flurry of kicks from the left and right legs of Bryan meets his opponent in an unkind way. A straight toe kick to the gut bends Yong over. Adam Bryan quick attempts to lock up his opponent's arms to go for his finisher, The BryanBuster. However, Dragon saw this coming as he quickly takes of the legs of Bryan and flips on top of him for another pin attempt. Just a one count this time causing Dancing Dragon to shake his head in discontent. Bryan Adams stumbles back up to his feet and leans his back against the turnbuckle to some assistance. Like a bullet from a gun, Yong runs toward his opponent and leaps onto the second rope, looking to deliver a devastating knee to Bryan's head. Adam blocks the attempt and lifts the little man up onto his shoulders before jumping up and sitting out in mid air as he slams his opponent from his shoulders to the mat. A devastating powerbomb has left the Dragon woozy on the mat. “IT'S OVER!” cries out the Sultan of Sensation.
Scotty: What does Bryan have up his sleeve here?! Could this really be the end of the match?!
Adam Bryan drops down to his knees over his opponent's back and wraps his arm around the back of his head. He then begins to pull back on Dragon's head with all his might. It's the Redemption Clutch! Yong flails his arms all over, trying to somehow make contact with Bryan in a way that will cause him to release the hold, but to no avail. Dancing Dragon is forced to slap his hand down against the mat, giving up the match. The referee signals for the bell before trying to drag Bryan off of his opponent, but it's no use, he has the hold locked in and isn't letting go. The hold stays on for almost a minute after the bell is rung with the referee fighting him the whole way, but after the referee yells out “I'll have you suspended!” he releases the Redemption Clutch. He then rolls off of Dragon as his music blasts through the speakers.
Joanie: Adam really sent a message to the locker room here tonight. He looks like he's in great form! Scotty: A well deserved victory. That Redemption Clutch looks absolutely terrifying! Two ladders stand tall on opposite sides of the ring while Chris Pyro and AJ Willson stare each other down like two dogs about to fight over the last bone. The kid from Philly charges Pyro with a head of steam, but suddenly slides between his legs before popping up behind him. He slyly wraps his arms around the shoulders of Pyro while standing side by side before leaping up.
Scotty: Side Effect! Already? I'm so confused! You don't typically see a signature maneuver right off the bat like that. Joanie: Well you don't say? Scotty: You know, if you weren't such a cold woman all the time, people may actually think your more than a chick with a dick.
Seconds after the signature maneuver, AJ rolls out of the ring and begins searching under the apron for something. He pulls out a chair a couple seconds later as the crowd cheers, loving the hardcore atmosphere of this ladder match. The kid from Philly slides back into the ring just as Chris had begun to get back up to his feet. AJ storms at the Remnant Angel with the chair above his head, looking to bash his opponent's skull in, but Pyro, using his veteran know how, lifts a boot as he connects with the steel chair causing it to smash into Willson's face. Willson drops like a heap of bricks to the mat as this is the perfect time to Chris to snag up a ladder, set it up, and win the match. He exists the ring via the second rope and jumps down to the floor. After a couple steps, he reaches the ladder before folding it up and sliding it back into the ring before himself. Pryo uses the momentum of his slide into the ring to pop himself back up to his feet as he then picks up the ladder and begins to unfold it, placing it up in the middle of the ring.
Joanie: Could this be over already? Pyro barely broke a sweat! I feel like he might be the man to watch out for early on in Velocity's history. Scotty: Never count out a kid from Philly, I made that mistake once.. never again.
Chris Pyro now finds himself climbing up the ladder step by step while his opponent begins to stir on the ground. As if a light turned on, AJ knew exactly what he has to do. He runs to the closet turnbuckle, leaps on top of it, and then flies! He kicks both of his legs out, performing a missile dropkick to the gut of Pyro causing the Final Remnant to drop off the ladder to the stiff mat below. The sheer force of the kick itself not only threw Chris Pyro from the ladder, but made him roll all the way down to the floor outside of the ring. The Philly Phenom attempts to shake the cobwebs as he rolls out of the ring after his opponent, wanting to stay on the attack, not giving Pyro a minute to recover. AJ pulls up Pyro by his hair before slamming his face into the barricade that surrounds the ring area. He plops down to the ground due to his body going limp from the impact of that barricade smash. Willson then goes back to looking under the ring for something, not being able to find it for a couple moments.
Scotty: What is he.. is that.. IT IS! Joanie: I've smashed through my share of those, it's not a fun position. Scotty: And you know all about positions! ZING!
AJ Willson has set up two tables one on either side of the other as it appears he has some devious plan to capture the win and the contract to a match for the world title. He then jobs to where Pyro lies in shambles and picks him up by his hair once again before dragging him over to one of the tables. After a few sharp punches to the jaw of his opponent, AJ slides Pyro onto the table. He then jumps back onto the apron of the ring as he then hops onto the turnbuckle. Mister Showtime, as he calls himself, lets out a loud battle cry. He readies himself and leaps from the turnbuckle, performing a shooting star press flip in mid air. However, Chris Pyro snaps with it a millisecond after AJ lept from the top rope. He rolls off of the table and watches his opponent crash through it with enormous force. The crowd is in awe by the impact Willson crash through that table with, it was almost too much to watch. Suddenly, the chant “This is awesome!” echoes around the arena, showing their appreciation for the wrestlers attempts. After a couple deep breathes, Pyro smirks, a rare occurrence from this Velocity megastar. Pyro gathers Willsons lifeless body and props him up onto his shoulders before taking a couple steps backward to the other table. He then hoists him off his shoulders putting Willson's body through yet another table.
Scotty: Final Dirge through a table! There's no way AJ's coming back from this!
Scotty's statement was true as the Remnant Angel simply slides into the ring, climbs the ladder, and yanks the briefcase down. The bell rings signaling Chris Pyro as the official winner of tonight's Main Event.
Scotty: He's done it! Pyro is now guaranteed a shot at the world title as soon as another contender is named. Win or lose he'll be a part of Velocity's history books forever.
Loanie: Withthat, we'll see you next time on Velocity Wrestling! Catch us next Tuesday, same time, different town. [/size] [/blockquote]
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