Post by PANZER on Oct 21, 2012 16:46:38 GMT -5
This promo was found on Velocity.com
Panzer stands in front of the camera, pacing back and forth. He looks outraged, but hasn't disclosed why yet. A German flag hangs in the background of the shot with numerous other pictures of men at war. The distraught man has on a black hoodie, and that's all that the camera shot shows at this point. He finally stops his paces, looks the camera dead on and speaks.
“What the hell is this world coming to? Masses of psychos flocking into a church, a man wearing some crazy robe thing preaching life lessons to man who are twice as deserving as him. This isn't right. We need to cleanse this world. At first I started out as a mercenary for the highest bidder in Velocity, but now I see myself being much more than that. I'm going to get serious I'm not going to lose to a half man pretending he's some kind of dark angel. I'm Panzer, the German War Machine I'm not a stepping stone. You can talk about using your finisher on me and you can talk about how you're going to beat me, but it's all talk. You're not going to get the shot to try to finish me off if you can't stand. That's what Im going to do. Im going to make it so you cant stand and can barely breath. And once Im done with you Im going back to Jax. That cocky little prick doesnt know what kind of competition he has on his hands, he doesnt know what he just started. How dare he hit me with a steel chair! He cant even spell his own name and thats saying something.”
Panzer takes a deep breath to try and calm himself down because this conversation has got him really worked up. He knows he has to beat Pyro this week to stay in title contention and that's what he wants, the World Title.
“Now, Adam Bryan Im always gonna have you back you dont have to worry about that but dont stand in the way of me and Jax. I know you're probably gonna go out on Velocity and talk some shit about him and I know youre gonna try to beat the living hell out of him but leave some for me. He's going to pay for thinking he's better than me, hes gonna pay everything that he owes! And Pyro, dont you worry youre going to get yours too. Theres no doubt in my mind that I will walk out of that building as the victor this Tuesday. Im sure everyone is getting bored of hearing this by now so youre more than welcome to click the little red X button on the top of your page but Pyro you need to keep listening. Im going to spear the fuck out of you and then Im going to jackhammer you into the ground and it will be your dead end. The dead end of your career or the dead end of your life. You need to choose. Its the end of the road for your almighty roller ego. Its the beginning of the new reich!”
The German War Machine huffs and puffs while shaking being worked up once again. He looks like he is about ready to cause World War Three in the ring and Im sure a lot watching this demented promo at home feel the exact same. Chris Pyro better watch his back this Tuesday from what Panzer had said. He's going to look and act more serious than ever and the locker room should be aware of the wrath that this single man can muster.
Panzer stands in front of the camera, pacing back and forth. He looks outraged, but hasn't disclosed why yet. A German flag hangs in the background of the shot with numerous other pictures of men at war. The distraught man has on a black hoodie, and that's all that the camera shot shows at this point. He finally stops his paces, looks the camera dead on and speaks.
“What the hell is this world coming to? Masses of psychos flocking into a church, a man wearing some crazy robe thing preaching life lessons to man who are twice as deserving as him. This isn't right. We need to cleanse this world. At first I started out as a mercenary for the highest bidder in Velocity, but now I see myself being much more than that. I'm going to get serious I'm not going to lose to a half man pretending he's some kind of dark angel. I'm Panzer, the German War Machine I'm not a stepping stone. You can talk about using your finisher on me and you can talk about how you're going to beat me, but it's all talk. You're not going to get the shot to try to finish me off if you can't stand. That's what Im going to do. Im going to make it so you cant stand and can barely breath. And once Im done with you Im going back to Jax. That cocky little prick doesnt know what kind of competition he has on his hands, he doesnt know what he just started. How dare he hit me with a steel chair! He cant even spell his own name and thats saying something.”
Panzer takes a deep breath to try and calm himself down because this conversation has got him really worked up. He knows he has to beat Pyro this week to stay in title contention and that's what he wants, the World Title.
“Now, Adam Bryan Im always gonna have you back you dont have to worry about that but dont stand in the way of me and Jax. I know you're probably gonna go out on Velocity and talk some shit about him and I know youre gonna try to beat the living hell out of him but leave some for me. He's going to pay for thinking he's better than me, hes gonna pay everything that he owes! And Pyro, dont you worry youre going to get yours too. Theres no doubt in my mind that I will walk out of that building as the victor this Tuesday. Im sure everyone is getting bored of hearing this by now so youre more than welcome to click the little red X button on the top of your page but Pyro you need to keep listening. Im going to spear the fuck out of you and then Im going to jackhammer you into the ground and it will be your dead end. The dead end of your career or the dead end of your life. You need to choose. Its the end of the road for your almighty roller ego. Its the beginning of the new reich!”
The German War Machine huffs and puffs while shaking being worked up once again. He looks like he is about ready to cause World War Three in the ring and Im sure a lot watching this demented promo at home feel the exact same. Chris Pyro better watch his back this Tuesday from what Panzer had said. He's going to look and act more serious than ever and the locker room should be aware of the wrath that this single man can muster.
